AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
I'm gonna do it!
The other day, I had a stroke.
When you have a stroke and it explodes,
you get a terrible fever and it's like you're going to die.
I thought it was my chance, so I did it.
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
Until the next day's hospital was open,
I did it for about 12 hours so it could explode at any time.
That's scary.
As a result, I couldn't explode.
I was just sleeping, but it turned out to be a 12-hour date.
- What's with the quest? - I'm glad you like it.
I was looking at some useless data and it came out like this.
I was rolling around more than I thought and I couldn't calm down.
I thought I was moving so fast that I was worried about it.
Surprisingly, humans can't stay in the same posture for a long time even though we think it's an easy posture.
I was doing it at night like this and I thought it was a waste of physical strength.
I was recovering and it turned out to be this posture that was decided as a punishment.
Once you start sleeping like that, you have no choice but to keep it in mind.
It's like saying, "Let's put it in the best posture."
This time, the three of us put our eyes together and tried it.
- Seriously? - No matter how you think about it,
if it's a ten-year-old posture, you'll regret it.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- A ten-year-old posture... - I don't like it.
Which posture was the easiest for you to stay in the same posture for the longest time?
I said "to you" like in the title.
- "To you"? - It was a big failure.
- Did you just say "to you"? - No, I didn't.
This time, the three of us each...
decided which posture would last the longest for us.
We've been showing you an easy posture for a while now.
But if you can't stand it anymore and start moving,
- it's over. - Okay.
The person with the longest posture wins this simple battle.
What changed your posture?
It's hard to define a posture, so we need to decide that first.
- Yes. - Yes.
Even though we're in a debate,
the three of us are supporters,
- so we'll deepen our bond with the supporters. - Yes.
- That's what we'll do today.
What should we do in pairs?
- Let's do rock, paper, scissors. - Yes.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
- Rock, paper, scissors. First person. - Yes.
- Okay, in pairs. - Kawashi-san.
- Second person. - Yes.
It's you!
- "It's you!" - Why?
- Why did you say that? - Why did you say that?
That's not nice!
- So you'll say it with me? - Yes.
- First of all, I'd like to start with the posture. - Yes.
As I said earlier,
the posture when you're sleeping moves a lot.
And if you fall asleep, you unconsciously move.
I think that's the most dangerous.
I like to sit on a fluffy chair.
- A chair like this. - I see.
That posture.
Like a gaming chair or a chair like that.
- I like that kind of position. - A gaming chair.
- Not a kendo chair, but a chair like this. - Why are you doing this?
Die in an economy school!
- Scary! - Scary!
- It's the opposite of despair! - Despair!
- I've been listening to Tetsuya-kun quietly, but I have an opposite idea. - Oh!
- When I'm sleeping, I seriously don't move. - That's a really good image!
- I'm told I don't move at all from all around me. - Hmm...
- And you say that a lot in this posture. - I'm really comfortable when I'm sleeping.
- That's true. - Babies have this image, don't they?
- I'll go with this posture. - Wow!
- How about this? - I'll sleep.
- I'll sleep! - You're going to sleep?
- But if you get a cold and you do this while you're sleeping... - You're going to die!
- If you do that, you'll get a headache.
- What are you doing?!
- That's not good! - That's not good!
- Have you ever heard of "recovery treatment"? - What's that?
- It's like this when you sleep.
- This is called "recovery treatment." It's what you use to make sick people sleep.
- I want to recover from sickness. - That's true.
- You guys are already damaged. I'm the only one who's recovering.
- So I can do this for the rest of my life!
- So we have these three postures. - Yes.
- Let's discuss what changed your posture. - That's true.
- It's not good for people to have different postures. - That's right.
- Let's start with my posture. I'll take a chair. - Okay.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- This is the chair I'm going to use. - Okay.
- It's a normal chair you can find in a studio. - So you're going to use this.
- It's a fluffy chair. - And...
- Like this. - That's infinite!
- What do you think about this? - Okay, discussion number one.
- If you put your head like this... - Yes. - But your eyes are like this.
- So you do this. - That's not good.
- That's not good at all.
- I see. - I see.
- What about your fingers? - My fingers will be like this from now on.
- You can move your fingers. - You can't move your ankles or wrists.
- You can't move your neck. - Huh? - You can't move your pinky.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- You're a weirdo. - Hahaha!
- Can I register for a ride? - Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Can I go to the bathroom? - Hahaha!
- Of course you can register for a ride. - Hahaha!
- Of course you can't walk, so you have to register for a ride. - Hahaha!
- But if you register for a ride and end up like this, it's over. - Oh...
- It's hard to read. - This is my posture. - Okay.
- My posture is like this, right? If I were to move, it would be like this. - Oh, like this!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- If I were to move like this, I'd probably be like...
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- This is the most funny. - This is the most funny.
- I'd probably do this. - If I were to move, I'd probably move at a fast pace.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I got it. - I got it.
- This will makeyou easierto throw it. - This is reasonable!
- If you drop into the water, don't let your back topple over. - Push the upper leg forward and bend your knee 90 degrees.
- I'm afraid ofwardsit because of the weight of my head. - It's a little pressed.
- No, it's recovered. - Heat regulation was set.
- You can't do anything about it. - Let's announce it afterwards.
Please enjoy the safe business.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
Even if you worked hard, it was easy, so I think it was easy for you.
- Yes, it was very easy. - Yes.
- The results are announced, but this is how it will be. - Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
- Honestly, what do you think? - My first guess is Tetsuya.
- Oh, I see. - I think it's better to have less contact area.
- Isn't it the opposite? - It's the opposite.
- That thought is the opposite. - Oh, is it the opposite?
- That's the opposite. - It's completely opposite.
- It's because of the contact area, isn't it? - Concentrate on one point?
- It's because of the concentration on one point, isn't it? - Oh, I see.
- It means that each person has their own difficulties, doesn't it? - I really don't know.
- If Tetsuya feels like that, Mushi-san will be first place.
- I see. - Shall we look at it in this order?
- Shall we do that? - Mr. Myoho, please do your best.
- Yes, this is my casual posture.
- Team Recovery Team.
- So, well, if you say you're going to do it, you're just not going to do anything.
- Well, I'm going to make my own bed here to create the best condition.
- Of course, I put on my home tourmant. - Oh, you're wearing it.
- Yes, I'm going to switch my bedtricks and stuff like that. - Oh, I see.
- I'm going to kill my free time.
- When I get sleepy, I'm going to sleep like I've woken up.
- Well, shall we get started? - Let's get started.
- Okay, just give me a stopwatch, please.
- Mr. Myoho, ready, go!
- Oh, it's really perfect for 0 o'clock. - Wow.
- Wow, it's easy to understand.
- By the way, which team are you playing against?
- Oh, it's Chelsea against Brighton today.
- It's a familiar team. - Oh, you're playing now?
- Yeah, but I already feel like my left leg is getting hot.
- You don't like it, do you?
- The more I think about it, the more I feel like it's going to be painful.
- It's obviously impossible. - Huh, you're fast!
- The cup noodles aren't done yet. - I might not be able to do this.
- No, you won't! - I lost a lot of confidence in just 3 minutes.
- If you ask me where it's tough right now, it's my left arm. - The part that's down?
- Yeah, the part that's on my right arm is starting to tingle.
- 10 minutes have passed. - Wow, it's finally been 10 minutes?
- You're not slowing down at all. - I'm sitting at my computer right now.
- I'll tell you in about 10 or 2 minutes. - Are you serious?
- It's been 20 minutes. - Wow, time has accelerated a little.
- My body might have accepted it. - Wow, it turned around.
- That was close, I was about to move. - Is it important? - Yes.
- One hour. - One hour!
- I've been doing it for an hour. - I can't do it anymore.
- What? - It's really tough. I'm about to go crazy.
- My whole body is numb and it hurts. - Oh.
- My face bone hurts like crazy. - It hurts like crazy?
- It hurts like crazy. My left hand is still bleeding.
- I recommended it on Netflix. - Oh, it's "Harry Potter" and vice versa.
- It's started. "Harry Potter and the Flight of the Bumblebee".
- This movie is 2 hours and 50 minutes... - I can't watch it.
- If you watch this, you'll go crazy. - Seriously, I can't.
- Was his neck facing up? - No way...
- Maybe we should go check it out. - Should we call Mr. Tetsuya Hirame?
- Should we call him? - Good morning, sir!
- You're sleeping right now, and we'd like you to watch something for us.
- Can we send it to you? - Sure.
- It's hard to see, but we'd like you to see if it moved or not.
- As long as you're watching this video, we can't say it moved.
- Wow!
- But my left shoulder is about to break!
- Oh no, oh no, oh no... - Huh?!
- It's obviously hurting. - I was about to go to sleep, but it hurts so much I can't sleep.
- My shoulder's in trouble...
- It hurts...
My shoulders hurt...
You scared me! I was so surprised!
- Time, time, stop! - My shoulder...
- The plus 5 seconds? - ...was 15!
- My shoulder's broken! - Your shoulder looks bad!
- Time's up! - I'll say the minus 5 seconds!
1 hour and 28 minutes.
- I don't know... - I don't know, either...
I was at my absolute limit.
One hour and twenty-eight minutes.
I see!
It's hard to see in the video,
but my left foot moves on its own.
Pig! Pig!
And at the end,
even with the biggest "Pig!"
I was like "Argh!"
I can see that your blood flow is not uniform.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are points.
I've never seen a face like this with fatigue and sleepiness.
You look like a pig.
In the second half of the video,
I tried to sleep for a while,
but I couldn't sleep because of the pain.
I couldn't sleep at all.
One hour and twenty-eight minutes.
Yes, I see.
Let me show you my sitting posture.
This is my VTR.
The day has come.
I'm going to put on
these heavy things.
Why do you have two of them?
I don't know.
Just in case.
We're going to feel the same way.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Should we start the timer?
Start it the moment you sit down.
Okay.
Here we go!
Okay!
Wow, it started!
I can't move anymore.
That's impossible.
What I'm most afraid of right now is that my elbow is hard.
Yeah, yeah, right here.
Don't you think it's okay?
It's over if you start thinking uneasy things like this.
Why don't you try to lean on me?
I'm not good at this.
Oh!
It's not that bad so far.
Huh?
My nose is itching.
Here, here, here.
Oh, it's a little higher up there.
On the contrary, I don't mind waking up and watching a movie.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, I want to watch noisy ones.
Oh, noisy ones.
Wait, is there one somewhere?
I feel like there is.
※It's not that bad.
Oh, I almost said the next episode.
My tongue is itching.
Huh?
By the way, what are you most concerned about right now?
Elbows and heels.
Wow!
And my skull.
Yeah, it's where you put your weight.
Yeah.
I want to ask you about the time.
Should I ask you?
You can ask me.
I think it'll help you.
For example, Fuzia-san.
It's been 50 minutes.
What?!
It's only been 50 minutes?!
I felt like it had been an hour and a half.
You've only watched one episode so far.
If you don't like it...
Let's do our best.
Let's watch a variety of episodes.
That's true.
That might be good.
Let's watch episodes of anime we've never seen before.
Let's watch episodes of "Trick or Treat".
Okay, let's do that.
※Let's watch episodes of "Trick or Treat".
Oh, this is pretty bad.
This is pretty bad.
Let's watch "Blessing in this wonderful world".
I wanted to watch it, but I couldn't.
Let's watch "Konosuba".
※Let's watch "Konosuba".
This world is a blessing!
Seriously, if I hadn't gone for 2 hours, I would have gone for real.
The time now is 1 hour and 37 minutes.
That's crazy...
This is crazy!
Seriously, this is impossible!
Should we go watch a movie while we're here?
There's "Doraemon".
Wow, there's a lot of "Doraemon".
"Kaiten"...
"Kaiten Giganju"...
Wow, it's so old!
It's so old!
※Let's watch "Kaiten Giganju".
Huh?
Oh, it's on.
Huh?
"Kaiten Giganju" is on now.
My right elbow and ring finger and little finger...
My left one is also slightly bruised...
My butt is constantly tingling...
My heel is no longer breathing...
And my neck is starting to hurt, too...
HELP ME!
This is hard...
Is this what Ryo was talking about?
Did we go past it?
Did we not go past it at all?
The insects look strong, don't they?
Forgetting about time
What's there?
Check my gameplay
Play "Rockman", "Rockman"...
Yeah, sure... Let's see "Rockman".
That's it!!
This is gross!
※Tetsuya-san is back...
- Tetsuya-san... - Yes?
Three hours has passed.
Wow, that's amazing!
This is seriously bad...
This is seriously bad.
Seriously, not good...
This is really bad...
My back hurts.
My neck is starting to get on my nerves, actually...
- I see. - Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
- Itchy. - Please, right! Right, right, right!
[4 HOURS LATER...]
Nooo!
No!
My neck and butt are coming at me at the same time!
Nooo!
Don't pull me!
I'm at my limit.
- 4 hours! - Nooo!
It's over!
Oh, wait.
I want to pee.
You want to pee?
Should I do it?
I can't stand it no matter how much I do it.
I'll do it as much as I want.
No, I don't want to do it anymore.
Okay, let's go!
Have a good day!
Oh, it's not locked.
Oh, wow!
It's like a bathhouse!
Oh, it feels so good.
Oh, it stinks!
Can you tell?
Oh, but it's the front.
[4 HOURS LATER...]
Can you let me go with my left foot?
Left...
Clear!
[4 HOURS LATER...]
- Ibaraki! - Yes?
You were amazing!
How was it?
- Your waist... - Yeah?
- I don't think you can do it. - I can't do it?
I don't think you can do it.
Oh, come on!
Come on!
I'll do it one more time.
Wait, I think you can't do it anymore.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
I'll stop playing for now.
Oh, no!
I can't let you go!
There was a wave earlier, but I can't let you go now!
My heart is pounding like crazy!
It's like...
My hands are sweating like crazy now!
You're doing your best!
To be honest, I didn't think you'd last this long!
It was fun, Ibaraki!
It's been a while since I've played a game or something like that.
It was so much fun!
It's all gathered in my waist now!
In the end, it's my waist.
If I go on like this...
I might die!
(Is this really the end?)
(The end)
Wow!
Your pee is leaking!
What?
Is it leaking in front of me?
It's leaking in front of you.
Wow!
How do you like it?
It feels so good!
My blood is flowing!
By the way, what's the time?
It's Tetsuya's time!
5 hours and 54 minutes and 45 seconds!
Wow!
We did it!
Thank you for your hard work!
Amazing!
This and only this.
You are strong.
I gave up many times in the middle.
But thanks to Nessy's support...
And when it came to this...
Nessy's support came out of my heart.
And I was like "I can't do it anymore."
And I did it wholeheartedly.
I slept for about six hours.
It's hard.
How much of Nessy's sleeping ability...
that has changed in his life...
will work?
If you sleep well...
you can sleep for only five hours in an instant.
If you sleep well...
you can overcome it wholeheartedly.
Let's watch it.
Here it is.
A complete break time.
Is this okay?
Is YouTube supposed to start like this?
I want to sleep.
So I'm going to put a blanket over me.
Your belly doesn't matter.
I'll put my legs out.
I might move like this.
But I slept for about six hours.
You're in good condition.
Yes, I'm sleepy.
Thank you for your hard work.
I feel like I can sleep until tomorrow morning.
I don't like that.
I'm going to sleep until tomorrow morning.
If I move, you can go home.
On the contrary, you can't sleep.
I might think "move!"
So...
So you're going?
I'm going.
I'm going like this.
What time is your goal?
Eight hours.
Eight hours!
Oh, no!
My dick is itchy!
Is it okay now?
There's such a thing!
It might be better to put oronine on your dick.
I'm going to start.
Ready...
Start!
It's started.
There's pressure because you're told you can't move.
It's not like you usually sleep.
I'm a little excited to move.
You're not excited.
It's dangerous now.
If you sleep here, you may be frozen.
You have to be careful of things.
Huh?
Oh no!
Huh?
I can't feel my hands anymore.
Can you hold my hand for a second?
Huh?
Huh?!
Wow!
Huh?!
Ouch!
You're saying scary things!
I don't know why.
Your blood has stopped.
Also, did you just wake up for the first time?
Yeah, for the first time.
You woke me up like three times in my dream.
I'm not messing with you.
Really?
Didn't you move?
I didn't move!
Huh? Wait a second.
My shoulders hurt too much.
You know...
You stopped.
Your shoulders hurt too much and you woke up.
Oh no! If my shoulders hurt too much and I wake up, I won't be able to do it anymore.
Wait, I don't know how many minutes have passed.
Zaaaaaa!
Oh!
I...
Feels good!
Your record came out, but will you announce it?
You're really good at this, aren't you?
Also, like you said, while you were sleeping, you didn't move at all.
But I told you, didn't I?
Your record...
1 hour and 12 minutes.
You're too young!
Tetsuya!
You should have gone home!
You quit yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I was sleeping like this.
You were sleeping like that.
Of course, I wasn't at my limit.
If it's this hard, you should...
I thought it was my first time in my life.
I thought you were sleeping like crazy.
Seriously!
You should be able to sleep like this for a few hours now.
I don't think I've ever been this excited in my life.
No, you haven't.
You're a winner!
I heard you.
This is too hard for you, isn't it?
You're sweating like crazy.
What are you doing?
I don't think it's going to happen in an hour.
That's true.
But the easiest thing to do is to lie.
It makes you feel like you're going to pass out.
I'm starting to feel like I'm going to pass out.
I want you to do it again.
It's because of my arms.
So, in this test,
I think sitting on the longest chair in the world is the best.
It's as long as you can sit on it.
I understand.
If you've ever wanted to sit for a long time,
I hope you can sit somewhere comfortably.
But you'll be like, "Ugh!"
You'll definitely change your posture.
You might die.
So be careful.
Bye!